Secrets of the Closer

Through the tribe of Judah, the lion symbol came to represent the blessing,
majesty, and even divine protection of the Jews.

CONCLUSION

My name is Dave, and I am Jewish…also, I am an Alcoholic.

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29 thoughts on “Secrets of the Closer

  1. the closer is a joke we have here at the Vatican:

    REV 3:7 “To the angel of the church in Philadelphia, write this: ”
    ‘The holy one, the true, who holds the key of David,
    who opens and no one shall close, who
    closes and no one shall open, says this:

  2. Lenny Belardo is a play on words for the name Nelly Furtado….

    i’m not black enough to be black, not white enough to be white,

    african great grandmother….i don’t want to be G empress of this shit show, that’s Melania Trump’s job.

  3. We, Knights of Eulogia, at yale, work hard on our New World Order Jokes:

    Like So dam insane sad dam rivers drying up to fulfill our doomsday profit see….

    YEEE HAAA

    i’m a cowboy, on airforce 1 i ride

  4. Now, Junior, we gotta stay the course…not gonna kill the one the sanhedrin approves of…the sanhedrin never approved of MLK Jr being the savior…real savior is faithful forever….Psalm 89…i wasn’t faithful to BARR…damn moonie callboys

    stay in the coffin, stay in underverse, never show our hand…especially when it comes to Martin Luther King JR

  5. Rev 16:12 The sixth angel emptied his bowl on the great river Euphrates.
    Its water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings of the East.

    That’s the prophecy these Crusader Knights of Eulogia (goddess of eloquence) were trying to fulfill….trying to goad the china man into a hell trap war with Persia…

    dump a bowl of children’s “healthy” cereal on the river, FROSTED FLAKES, or the new “healthy” cereal called CHOCOLATE FROSTED SUGAR BOMBS

  6. NOT GONNA DO IT

    NOT GONNA DO IT

    not gonna set the middle east in flames…NOT GONNA DO IT

    READ MY REV 13 ROLLING STONES LIPS

    NOT GONNA ENCOURAGE VOODOO ECONOMICS!!!!

  7. POPPY, I’M SCARED!!!

    the budget poppy, the budget…our empire is crumbling poppy, like the roman empire, ghosts in the whitehouse scarin’ me Poppy

  8. The details of my presidency are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving Lord Martial Law from Yale with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a daughter of Aleister Crowley with webbed feet. My father would pedo abuse us, he would snort cocaine. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the internet. Sometimes he would accuse Afro-Americans of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the tomb, baseball lessons. In the spring we’d make football helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a coffin and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of 13, I received my first masonic degree. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Ayatollah Khomeini ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

  9. My father would dig for gold on the cold Russian Steppe….He took me into the royal arch degrees and the KGB

    When i was insolent he would threaten to put me in the Mir space station and let it burn up upon reentry into the atmosphere…i am very pleased the billionaire class will be going into space

    VIRGIN mary messiah Richard Branson will conquer the universe with his Virgin products like Virgin radio everyone enjoys in the free world

    tovarische i am about to go wrestle kodiak bears with my friend zangief

    Dasvidaniya

  10. We don’t enjoy VIRGIN radio…Y isn’t he in space instead of “Near” SPace?

    Virgin radio is a new form of NATO torture

    who wants to die a virgin this close to a nuclear armageddon?

  11. Psalms 150:1 Hallelujah! Praise God in his holy sanctuary; give praise in the mighty dome of heaven.

    the bible doesn’t lie BRANSON….we are in a fishbowl with a dome….why would my dad waste so many nukes to open up the dome? we gotta get beyond thunderdome and the grip of Xenu’s united galaxy

  12. General Tomislav “FISH” Cruise is based and red pilled:

    watch this 1973 movie to understand the alien higher power:

    Psalm 73:9 They set their mouths against the heavens,
    their tongues roam the earth.

  13. The Nephilim are mysterious beings or people in the Hebrew Bible that are large and strong; the word Nephilim is loosely translated as giants in some Bibles …

    I always regret not playing Robotech with you small fry, i left the neighborhood right when the series came out in 1985….

    let us listen to the wisdom of BONO

    If God Will Send His Angels
    U2

    Does love light up your Christmas tree?
    The next minute you’re blowing a fuse
    And the cartoon network turns into the news

    If God will send his angels
    And if God will send a sign
    Well if God will send his angels
    Where do we go?
    Where do we go?
    Jesus never let me down
    You know Jesus used to show me the score
    Then they put Jesus in show business
    Now it’s hard to get in the door

  14. Jupiter Ascending is a 2015 space opera film written and directed by the Wachowskis. Starring Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, …

    the matrix Jews helped me figure out how these space angels are made

    God’s Angel Recipe

    Jupiter movie is loosely based on Luso-canadian Nelly Furtado

  15. Psalm 40:2 I waited, waited for the LORD;
    who bent down and heard my cry,

    3 Drew me out of the pit of destruction,
    out of the mud of the swamp,
    Set my feet upon rock, steadied my steps,

    WRESTLING IS REAL!!!

    I FOUGHT VINCE MCMAHON AND WON!!!!!

    I AM THE GREATEST, MOST HUGEST, MOST RICHEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!!!

  16. joes mom told him to break omerta like joe valachi

    rat on his croatian mafia friends…but joe is gonna rat on trudeau

    (napoleon complex if u watch “thinking broadly speech” organized frog, sorry frenchman instead

  17. Your Baldwin set up doesn’t scare me boneheads

    Let me see a real warface

    Ahhhhhh

    That’s a warface

    Calling general joe Dunford

    Requesting rod of god on the tomb

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